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Litmus test significant other
I learn from her. She from me. Double plus good ++
If she is not willing to adopt, discuss, entertain, or analyze my systems   Then yellow flag

If she scorns ridicules belittles demeans, or  mocks my systems yellow or red flag

Mocking in jest green flag 

Feedback discussion evaluation green flag 

Woman with systems green flag 

Woman with no systems red flag zombie 

Smart shoes, athletic HYDRATE SHTF survival skills. I SEEK NINJA KICK ASS GIRLFRIEND 
Can she Fight? Dance? Run? Defend? Aerobic? 
Zombie apocalypse tho. Think Trinity Matrix. 
heroines walking dead Maggie Carol Michonne 
( “I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket “cake 2001 Comfort Eagle Album) 

My systems 
Macro
People humans
Avoid iContact w/ sketchy people with IV needles
Late at night in dark alleys 

Avoid fluid exchange with same 

Analyze exits to change room when someone coughs or sneezes

Choose partners who are potential soulmates, and/or lifelong 

Develop systems on the go green flag

She can adapt on the fly, impromptu green flag

Micro

Preserve batteries headlamp bike lamp 
iPhone simple to turn to airplane if composing
Also reduce microwave radiation Yellow flags 2
Also, excellent test of her speed and mental agility to toggle airplane on and off quickly indicating present mindfulness priorities care

Keep iPhone in low power mode. If Phone charging reaches 80%, then iPhone will toggle low power mode off. We may each stop charging at that point and toggle low power mode back on. 
This is a simple task, taking only seconds. Therefore, if she does not do this, as a habit, she leaves herself vulnerable to tragedy when stuck on roadside when cell phone dies. Hint.

Does she sip? Wiser voices prescribe sipping power frequently to charge your iPhone, even even in small doses, aiming to keep closer to 80% charge
Beneficial to battery life and full charge in case of emergency grid down blackout

Does she toggle her iPhone back to low power mode after a charge up to 80% toggles it toff low power mode

SHTF the charge you maintain on your iPhone is the charge you keep
As this may be the last charge you will ever have on your iPhone. Goodbye Farewell 

If she yanks on cables and breaks things yellow flag. Do not apply brute force to lightning cable or USB-C cord. if something is tangled, please work it out do not apply route force. People who break things cost you money and then maybe your life in emergency

Use eggs from corner of carton 1st in case drop

Always wear seatbelt. Bike helmets are light.

Bike stops near corner curb at red light

Pedestrian hangs out behind Lampost in case of car. Look Both ways listen before cross street. 

Wear athletic shoes in case of emergency

Hydrate hydrate hydrate in case of disaster

Always cut away from body knife blade whittle

Never bite when a bark will do

Best self-defense is running shoes

study dance martial arts movement each bnft

Life long I seek a ninja girlfriend, who is quick
To escape any situation whether by foot bike car motorcycle, swim, hike, climb, or quiet stealth
Yes, I have mastered all of these as life skills

Shower wash, scrub rinse top down
Same for human as a horse
Wash hands before touch, eyes, mouth, nostrils
Shower before you clean sheets or if fall into sheets, dirty to wash day 

Washcloths, hand towels in car camping
Towels for eyes above head
Towels for blow, nose handkerchief, mid body
Alter towels to dirty below waist

Pee Bottle at burning man should be different container than 1 gallon drinking container Crystal Geyser ie: pee for me is 32oz cranberry
Safest of all is laundry detergent bottle as nobody drinks from that 
Also, laundry detergent bottle, excellent for women as it has kind of a catch spout 
That’s better than my impromptu system of offering a woman to pee into a cut open 32 ounce cranberry bottle, which we could then tour into a alle bottle 

Bottle at burning man if unable to differentiate two types of bottles, then same type bottles should be stored forward of head, if drinking
Below waist if P 
Dealbreaker example of if she cannot do the simple thing she’s not the one indicates stubborn
Caveat, unless she has better fool proof solution 
Maybe she uses a hot glue gun to put silicone dabs tape or other material 
all over the outside of the bottle but that’s toxic so another conversation 

Reabsorption
Litmus test for significant other 

In a desert or in a survival situation 
If you have to pee
Only empty your bladder halfway if you are at risk of dehydration 
Body will reabsorb hydration from bladder, 
if and when needed

If you empty your bladder with no water supply to rehydrate
Your days may be numbered

I do this when I hike Miles into wilderness
Just in case

Rule of 3s Law Threes 
Human body can survive only
Three minutes without oxygen air
Three hours without adequate shelter in severe conditions 
Three days without water hydration
Three weeks without food

Abraham Maslow Heirarchy of Needs Updated

#1 NEED : WiFi 
Secondary: Physiological needs may include:
* Air
* Water
* Food
* Heat
* Clothes
* Reproduction
* Shelter[2]
* Sleep


Save battery charge
Swiping left or right on your iPhone on 
narrow band zone 
on each edge of your screen uses less battery than a back arrow on your browser which requires Internet connection, battery usage, and microwave assault on your brain

In other words, if you were Jason Bourne
Person of Interest wishing to go dark

You could switch to airplane mode, which is
Quasi Stealthy except for NSA CIA FBI DOD 

You could then hunker down in your bunker
Or hide with no Internet connection, saving your battery
A tactic often use by people in survival situations after after disaster 
For example

Cell phone text schedule 
USAF pilot shut down over Serbia 1995
Scott Francis O'Grady (Basher 52) 
Preserved power on his device by maintaining power off over a course of days
While powering on only to transmit an SOS text SMS
Every hour on the hour
Allowing his location and rescue 
His actions saved his life

Other military or groups may have different agreements to signal every 3 6 12 or 24 hours

The Air Force pilot, Capt. Scott F. O'Grady, had been on the move stealthily in hilly woodlands for six nights before his guarded radio signals allowed rescuers to verify his survival and home in.

F16C Fighter aircraft struck by Soviet SA6 SAM missile

You may not be in a disaster on this day today
Good habits will save your life when the time comes
Earthquake, fire, flood, tornado blackout
SHTF grid down EMP WW3 CERT NERT 

iPhone play 
Play with her phone. Ask if you can F with her phone
Show her how she can change her email send delay on Apple Mail to toggle it from 0 to 10 or 20 or 30 seconds delay for email. Send.
If she is open to experimenting and learning with settings on her phone in a responsible manner green flag
In this way, you can gauge openness and willingness to experiment with technology

Copy paste 
Trim URLs before sharing on social media or emails to groups or friends &UTM 
If she does not, then need reason
If reason is stubborn, then yellow flag


Does she or will she 

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If TMI then try this: 
She enjoys my social circles and I hers. Simple. 
I learn from her and she from me
I am good for her and she for me
If we part, then wish to leave her better than I found her 

Lover Partner GirlFriend Wife 
@SomeGuyOnFet 
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